hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
11:55 am • 19 May 2013 • 117,306 notes
Sarcasm is my only defense: devils-trap: man teen wolf is playin super dirty man like the first...
man teen wolf is playin super dirty man like the first season is kinda light and campy and you’re like AIGHT COOL TEENAGE WEREWOLVES and you’re noddin and feelin ok and then season two knocks you on your ass because these characters are sudden;y amazingly deep and you were NOT prepared for that and you’re crying??? why are you crying??? WHY ARE YOUNG BOYS BEING STUFFED INTO FREEZERS WHY CAN’T SCOTT AND ALLISON BE HAPPY AND IN LOVE WHY DOES STILES THINK EH KILLED HIS MOM WHY DID ALL THAT HORRIBLE SHIT HAPPEN TO DEREK WHY and then the shit for season three god damn it hasn’t even STARTED and i’m preemptively crying for these kids because none of them deserve this AND NEITHER DID I |THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A CAMPY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES
10:02 am • 19 May 2013 • 641 notes
“A pack of them” is Derek for “bitch how the fuck should I know.”
plot-twist: he’s talking about cards
(Source: whoabriening, via bella8876)
9:58 am • 19 May 2013 • 4,357 notes
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.
Hahaha this was amazing! Love when the wives high-five
(Source: vimeo.com, via captain-snark)
1:05 pm • 18 May 2013 • 75,895 notes
its a challenge to me!
because Bioshock Infintie’s graphic design was amazing!
so i try another painting style,hope you like it!
11:27 am • 17 May 2013 • 1,008 notes
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
10:40 pm • 16 May 2013 • 15,956 notes